Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
two words...techno handjob
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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