he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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