Having a random hookup so left but love u
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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