please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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