dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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