yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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