His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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