he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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