I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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