i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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