if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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