I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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