There is no way he is gay with that hair.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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