i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
