What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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