you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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