At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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