Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
