i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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