I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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