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You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!

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Yes.

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fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria

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(612): You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!! (763): Yes. (612): fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria http://tfl.nu/wx8p

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I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.

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(863): I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm. http://tfl.nu/3uu7

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(417): View more from Missouri

when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.

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(417): when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking. http://tfl.nu/gl04

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(845): View more from New York

I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.

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(845): I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says. http://tfl.nu/83ho

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(847): View more from Illinois

u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends

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(847): u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends http://tfl.nu/ywa9

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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING

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(320): don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING http://tfl.nu/kogd

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(913): View more from Kansas

Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.

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(913): Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well. http://tfl.nu/px83

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.

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(715): During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me. http://tfl.nu/euwh

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!

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(778): I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin! http://tfl.nu/eqwy

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day

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(215): just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day http://tfl.nu/2xr8

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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.

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(815): I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that. http://tfl.nu/ueu2

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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome

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(814): Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome http://tfl.nu/l5b3

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(727): View more from Florida

I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.

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(727): I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade. http://tfl.nu/63zw

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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.

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(636): I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair. http://tfl.nu/7cwm

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(336): View more from North Carolina

When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.

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(336): When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night. http://tfl.nu/5o01

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