I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.