why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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