Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.