So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Watching her eat just hurts me
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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