Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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