R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You took a bar mat shot.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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