i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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