I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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