New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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