I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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