4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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