Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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