of course. lets lasso hookers.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I could fuck to npr.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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