All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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