i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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