Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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