There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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