my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm at about main and main street
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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