This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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