She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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