you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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