i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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