god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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