Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
