Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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