I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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