The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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