Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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