and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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