I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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