Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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