I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i love accidental penises.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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