Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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