if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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