have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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