If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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