at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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