no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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