I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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