There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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