Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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